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28-Oct-07 - Ouch man, We're gettin too old for this sh@#

After years of living the rock and roll life style the abuse is really starting to take it's toll. The list of injuries and ailments are starting to add up to the point where it wont be long before we're performing in wheelchairs.

Let's start out with Pam. To call him accident prone would be an understatement.He's been trampled by a horse, smashed by a forklift. fell off a second story roof after being attacked by a bird and was hung upside down by his scrotum after falling off a jungle gym. Needless to say he is in constant pain and pops pain killers like they were candy.

Mondo is borderline diabetic and is loosing all the feeling in his feet. Thumper has bad knees, tendinitis in his right arm and a nerve problem in his left arm. Sprinkles has "stomach" problems and is constantly having to make emergency bathroom runs.

So the next time you see us play and you notice after a spirited set that Pam is holding himself up by his micstand, Sprinkles is running to the bathroom, Mondo immediately sits down and Thumper drops his beer you know why.
See ya next show,
The Moisty's