Flumpsy, half man, half flump.
Unfortunately the divide is vertical, the left side is flump and the right is man. Walking around in very tight circles is his main hobby. Nobody knows what happened to the other half flump. He is rumored to be stalking forums and winding people up with his flump mentality and flumpy ways. The other half man went on to become part of Half Man Half Biscuit, the band from Birkenhead. Nobody knows what happened to the other half of the biscuit ... ... .......
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