Yeah, let's buy some non-existence. We can start a church of Saint Vaporware. It'll be a hit, and then we can really clean house when the prayers are answered and stuff. Come on guys, this could be big.
And instead of having alterboys, we'll have all of these really cute suntanned college girls in bikinis walking arounds with posters of fake gear, and collection bowls, and all of the nerds will give them money, and then...and then... we'll have the miracle, and some guy can make a cardboard version of the synth
on the poster, and we'll just play like samples of a moog modular and stuff that we've bought with the donations, and then we can burn the 'new box' and send it back to GearGod, and everybody will go home happy, and then we can do it again the week after, and make a kiiling. Sounds good, right? Uh....guys? Where ya goin?
Guys?
Ape